The above answers are not what you were looking for, but both are good, simple solutions that have worked for me.
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I hate the r1100r horn/turn signal setup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The above answers are not what you were looking for, but both are good, simple solutions that have worked for me.
rangerreece
RangerReece
Tac nuke
For the errant driver texting, talking, sleeping, drinking, with their windows rolled up and the AC on my Beemer was installed with a tactical nuclear switch complete with its own fire control computer (FCC). Upon detecting one of these rouge cage drivers the tac nuke missile delivery system executes enemy drivers with a MAC charge precursor warhead, complete with fragmentation sleeve to facilitate a mobility kill on nearby vehicles in collusion with the originally targeted vehicle. This baby will clear a lane a mile wide and even smoothes the road to a glass like surface,(which can be a little slick if coated in the visceral liquids of offending vehicle occupants). An additional bonus, you usually only have to use it once, as it changes the surviving driver behavior in the greater metropolitan area where used within hours becomes "motorcycle friendly", especially to beemers. Only problem with it though is I have to come to a stop and put it in neutral to activate as it requires a key turn and two buttons one on each handlebar to be pushed simultaneously.
(If the NSA is monitoring this post I hope they have. A sense of humor)
For the errant driver texting, talking, sleeping, drinking, with their windows rolled up and the AC on my Beemer was installed with a tactical nuclear switch complete with its own fire control computer (FCC). Upon detecting one of these rouge cage drivers the tac nuke missile delivery system executes enemy drivers with a MAC charge precursor warhead, complete with fragmentation sleeve to facilitate a mobility kill on nearby vehicles in collusion with the originally targeted vehicle. This baby will clear a lane a mile wide and even smoothes the road to a glass like surface,(which can be a little slick if coated in the visceral liquids of offending vehicle occupants). An additional bonus, you usually only have to use it once, as it changes the surviving driver behavior in the greater metropolitan area where used within hours becomes "motorcycle friendly", especially to beemers. Only problem with it though is I have to come to a stop and put it in neutral to activate as it requires a key turn and two buttons one on each handlebar to be pushed simultaneously.
(If the NSA is monitoring this post I hope they have. A sense of humor)
wineguyd
WineGuyD
rangerreece
RangerReece
Stalker
Dude, how did you find my house? NSA give you the coordinates? N...o that's my conventional weapons bike. Twin 7.62 General Electric mini guns, yes quite a favorite of mine but still doesn't have the the knock down power of a high quality nuke.
Dude, how did you find my house? NSA give you the coordinates? N...o that's my conventional weapons bike. Twin 7.62 General Electric mini guns, yes quite a favorite of mine but still doesn't have the the knock down power of a high quality nuke.
rangerreece
RangerReece
35634
Mars needs women!
Those cages with roundels are generally called "bimmers" Right up there with texting teenagers, Suburban soccer moms and living fossils driving Buicks on my danger radar
dieselyoda
Active member
Careful, sense of humor...........
You can't use a sense of humor on these forums as it isn't purposeful to relay technical information on how smart you are.
You can't use a sense of humor on these forums as it isn't purposeful to relay technical information on how smart you are.
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