So, I'm in the car with the girlfriend (who is the owner of a not-too-clever vanity plate)
when a car goes by with a clever vanity plate. Says I: "look at that vanity plate, isn't that clever". Says she: "Vanity Plate! So you're telling me that I'm vain? How dare you tell me that I'm vain. Wah Wah Wah. Boo Hoo Hoo."
She actually started crying and sobbing that I should be so insensitive.
I should have pulled over and made her walk.
You insensitive brute.
I think I'd start to give her more space, if I were you, if you know what I mean.
Maybe get together once a year or so.