1. Must be down a small rough enough road to keep the masses away, and no neighbors for at least 10 miles
2. A nearby stream for drinking water and/or fishing
3. A big fire
4. A good bottle of scotch
5. A cool girl who carries her own crap on a GS
Brandy, not scotch. I've no complaints about the other 4 items.
Although the fire doesn't have to be quite that big.