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Does anyone have a picture of............

okeefenokeejoe

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the stunningly gorgeous female BMW demo bike group ride leader present at the National Rally? I beg of you.....please post a copy (or copies) for me. I'll admit it, it's partly because I'm a shallow male attracted to exotic-looking women, but it's also because NEITHER OF MY TWO CAMERA-TOTING FRIENDS GOT A SINGLE FRAME OF HER! oops.....sorry I yelled. Now, friends of mine with whom I correspond think I am exaggerating her beauty or think that her presense at the rally is a complete fabrication. So, will someone, please, please post me a picture (and make it a good one).

Thanks, and the next time you're Savannah-way, an all-you-can-eat chicken gizzard dinner with all the trimmings is on me.

Forever in your debt,

OkeefenokeeJoe
 
Joe, I share your pain. She was really something!

Kinda reminds me of a girl who worked at the Fort Worth dealer's shop.
 
This?

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That's her!! but somehow she looks different. Maybe the hair. Good Job!! Not to be greedy, but if I can now get something a bit more....ummmm......closer.

PAULBACH, I owe you an all you can eat gizzard dinner with all the trimmings.

OkeefenokeeJoe
 
BMWDEAN........I think the Bible says I'm now suppose to gouge my eyes out.
However, in case you're wondering.......THE FAT BLONDE CHICK ON THE BED IS NOT THE BMW GIRL RIDER OF MY DREAMS!!!!

thanks for trying though......

OkeefenokeeJoe
 
Rinty,

Is Danica Patrick REALLY her name? Sounds almost angelic doesn't it.......it makes me kind of light-headed and makes me think of pretty butterflies.

Danica Patrick, Danica Patrick......what a wonderful name. Excuse me while I go to my room and say it about fifty tims. It has a nice ring to it, kinda like.....let's see.....Ronald Reagan.

RINTY.......you're not pulling my leg are you?? I didn't think so. You've always been so honest.

Thanks for the information.

Hey Rinty......here's you an all-you-can-eat chicken gizzard dinner too. AND LISTEN UP FOLKS.....my pockets are deep. There's plenty more all-you-can-eat chicken gizzard dinners where those came from.

PICTURES PEOPLE.....I NEED PICTURES!!

OkeefenokeeJoe
 
DANGIT PAULBAUCH.......that's not her.......but it could be her ugly stepsister.

DARN!

The girl I'm looking for was the ride leader at West Bend. She had sort of a Mediteranean complexion. European looking. Her hair was pulled back usually with a wide hairband. She had REALLY form fitting motorcycle attire. The jacket is the same as her ugly stepsister is wearing in your photos.

........and NO I didn't spend too much time in the beer hut at the National Rally. The girl REALLY WAS beautiful.

Oh my aching head.

OkeefenokeeJoe
 
Okay guys......we're back to square-one here. Danica Patrick is not the girl that worked the BMW demo rides.

Thank you very much Rinty...NOT! Youhave blasphemed the entire Rinty clan.

That was a lot of Danica Patrick emotion for nothing.

Maybe she WAS just a dream. Maybe the entire National Rally was just a dream. Wait a minute.....no it wasn't. I still have a Ducati-shaped seat outline on my arse from the trip.

Anyway......dig through those jpegs folks......she's GOT to be there.

OkeefenokeeJoe
 
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