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This thread is going to be stale and unimaginative, don't look.

Hey Bro

A flute w/o holes is a tube but a tub with an "a" is a tuba. Take it any way you like it but with a tuba Preparation H!
 
Too much of nothing
Can turn a man into a liar,
It can cause one man to sleep on nails
And another man to eat fire.
Ev'rybody's doin' somethin',
I heard it in a dream,
But when there's too much of nothing,
It just makes a fella mean.
 
Rapid_Roy said:
:laugh
I would be lyin'. I had to think, and it hurt.
My brother is an English Major so I asked if they would rather have a smart person do it. I think it is unedited, but I am not certain.

Thank You Mandy.:wave
Click to expand...

You used my name and education in vain, Thanks for nothing!
 
This thread is filled with the sound of one hand clapping...........nothing.
Or
In Winter the sound of one hand chapping..................nothing.
OR
What did the Nihilist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with nothing.

Rapid Roy made me do it!
 
dave2large said:
This thread is filled with the sound of one hand clapping...........nothing.
Or
In Winter the sound of one hand chapping..................nothing.
OR
What did the Nihilist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with nothing.

Rapid Roy made me do it!
Click to expand...

I did nothing! Get a bike!:whistle
 
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