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This thread is going to be stale and unimaginative, don't look.

I have sat down at my computer, and I am so stiff from *class, I am now trapped here. Tornado kicks suck. I can move nothing.:gerg

Please send help.
Gawd, I am getting old.




*ordinarily, I have no class
 
Dang it, I am too young for a life alert bracelet! :laugh
I agree though, plenty of time to not move when I am dead.
I may have to take Tai Chi though, that seems more my speed. :laugh


I read somewhere, that exercise merely extends your life the time it takes you to exercise. You are adding .............. nothing.
 
This is not original

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Let me add nothing to that.

Besides, you think it fits the thread title.
Tom isn't the only one, I award 1000 Bonus points for thread relevance.

That was something, which is OT, so I get no bonus points.
Dang, didn't see that comin'!:scratch
 
I do the impossible with NOTHING yesterday! (I don't think I'll live long enough to get to the end of this thread!)
 
Thats 2000 bonus points for hilarity and originality but I will have to give a -1000 for being in direct conflict of the thread title. Plus, a home version of the game.:brad
 
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Smite. There is a word I don't see often. We should also hew more things asunder, simply because it sounds impressive.:thumb
 
Someone please make this a coffe table book.:fight

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